Lorraine prepares the family a pizza using a hydrator. She opens a sealed foil package, branded Pizza Hut, and removes a tiny puck of a pizza, placing it in the center of a large pizza tray. She inserts the tray into a hydrator oven and closes the hinged front door. A small green light illuminates on its panel. She puts her mouth close to the device and instructs it to, Hydrate level 4, please. A red light illuminates as a bubbling sound is heard for a few seconds. Then a timer bell rings, and both lights extinguish. Lorraine removes a full-sized and fully-cooked pizza from the oven.
It could be improved by not having her have to remember and enter the level of hydration. There might be an argument that this helps the hydrator feel like they’re doing enough effort, like the legendary Betty Crocker egg story. While snopes tells us that the usual version of this is poppycock, but also references Ernest Dichter’s research in which yes, the first generation of homemakers using instant cake mixes felt that a preparation that was too easy was too indulgent. So, perhaps the hydrator is first generation, and later generations will be able to detect the hydration needed from the packaging.